By Don
In the beginning we mentioned a scientific study we were conducting called the ‘wave test’. Done with meticulous rigor the intent was to determine if people got friendlier the further south you went. The methodology was to wave at people in remote places and see if they waved back. Well up north they rarely did, and in fact they made you feel awkward for even trying. Well the further south you got the response unquestionably improved. I could reiterate the statistics here; percentiles, joint probability distributions, etc., but I’ll spare you. Just trust me. In Romania people almost always wave back, in fact they frequently wave first. Yesterday we stopped for some food in a store and the owner came out after we had left and gave us some pretzels. A few minutes later a customer we had been talking to while eating the pretzels came back out with a few more for us. Today at a store the owner started assembling sausage, cheese, bread and cookies and I kept saying, no, no, no. Not that it didn’t look good or that it was expensive, but she had a loaf of French bread and we really don’t have a place for it on our bike. At the end she gave me this bag of goodies and refused payment. Now that doesn’t happen in Estonia. Or Canada for that matter.
So people are friendlier here. Nuff said. OK, but there is another very noticable change. Garbage. Along the highway it is everywhere. At the top of a pass I took a picture of what I thought was purple flowers and it turned out to be purple jar caps. Who takes a bag full of jars with purple caps up a highway to dump them in a green patch beside the road at the top?

But what was really noticable was to the degree to which they are committed to Arlo Guthrie’s principle in Alice’s Restaurant. Now I’m sure you all recall…
“So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump. Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the Dump saying, “Closed on Thanksgiving”. And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. We didn’t find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.”
Frequently off the side of the road you will find a very large pile of garbage. People driving by with a load of garbage obviously see some already there and say, “here, we will dump it here”.
But the most amazing thing, and I mean this is really amazing (imagine Arlo saying this) was just below the top of the Transfagarasan summit. I had stopped for a little bio break and walked around the edge of this cliff for a little bio break privacy. There on the right was a big split in the rock with a hole. And it was……. filled with garbage. Literally. OK, now who really drives 6,000 feet up and stops on the side of the road, walks over by a cliff, sees a hole in the ground, say’s ‘perfect, runs back to their car, grabs their garbage and dumps it in the hole. How else does it happen? Oh where is Officer Obie when you need him.

So clearly there is a correlation between throwing your garbage everywhere and being friendly. I’m sure it is not causation. But one needs to look into anal angst over cleanliness and its subsequent side effects. What are we giving up to be righteous?
Another correlation that we have noticed, and one that is a little closer to home, is a very high correlation between how expensive the car passing us is and the risks the driver is prepared to take. Drivers in high end BMW’s, Mercedes Benz’s and Audi’s are way, way more likely to risk their lives, the lives of unknown people in an oncoming car and two cyclists in order to save 4 to 5 seconds of driving time. At least twice a day I’m thinking this is “The End” and in every bit as morbid a context as Jim Morrison’s song. I have theories on the ’cause’ of this but would like to retain a few of my friends that drive high end BMW’s, Mercedes Benz’s and Audi’s.
The Good, The Bad and the Super %^&&%$# Annoying
The Good – Riding over the Transfagarasan was nothing short of amazing. Both up and down. Dennis didn’t mention a dam that you go by on the way down, but it was also something to see.
The Bad – When we turned on to the the Trans.. road, and I mean right at the corner, I broke a spoke. That night in the place we were staying before the climb I determined I had broken two. I could only fix one as the other required the rear cassette to be removed and we didn’t have the tools. This means my wheel was not in alignment. A noticable feature of this was when coming down the other side of the pass, likely because the rim would hit the brake pad on every revolution, was the rim got very hot. Real hot. Now there are lots of stories about the tire exploding because the tire gets too hot so I spent the long steep run down trying to decide on the best approach. Clearly not using your brakes was a good idea, sort of, because you would have to use them ultimately, and frequently, and who wants their tire to explode at speed with a cliff on one side. So was it better to use them all the way down? Of course I made it, a long time after Dennis. The next day we stopped in Pitesti at a bike shop and waited for it to open. The mechanic fixed my broken spoke, re-did the one I had done, tuned the alignment, fixed by front break cable which was shot, and charged me…. $10. About an hour’s work and parts. He was a friendly and nice guy who spoke great English. But….
The Annoying – So, for the record, there are lots of things on a trip like this to get annoyed at. The drivers, the wind, the rain, road quality, the absence of coffee shops, etc. I know, I know, move on. But there is only one thing that you can get totally, supremely, maxed out, over the top annoyed at. And that is? Yourself of course. Back in Estonia, or was it Latvia, I broke the sun glasses I had brought with me. After a few days search in Latvia I bought a pair. I loved them. The perfect case that would carry the glasses, the clear lenses, the yellow lenses, the cleaning cloth, etc. They were perfect. Well I forgot them at the bike shop. It was cloudy out, and what ever, I didn’t notice. I know, I know, move on.
Where are They Hiding Them

One of the most amazing things of Romania is the juxtaposition of old and the new. In Chandrea we were in front of the pensionea where we were staying at and chatting with the kids of the owner when a cow starts walking down the highway. Now it wasn’t the busiest of highways but it wasn’t empty either. At that time there was a steady stream of semi’s going by, mostly bulk carriers and we figured they were on their way home. So I said ‘huh’? to the locals. And they responded that I should wait because the whole herd was to come and this happened every nght. And sure enough a herd of cows started coming down the middle of the road. How does that work? Every night?
The same applies with all the horse drawn wagons on the road. There are cars and large trucks racing up and down, and then there is a horse drawn cart carrying hay, a couple of people and a kid sitting on top of it all. I think there are lots of people living here that are just hanging on to what they love. But it can’t last.

When you Google agriculture in Romania they talk about the struggle it faces with small farms, very old farm equipment and lack of capital. As a consequence large corporations have moved in. We have seen corn fields that go on for ever. As in sections and sections. (That’s farmer talk for miles and miles.) They are not part of a small farm. They are not harvesting that corn with 50 year old equipment. So where are they hiding the new stuff. We are talking John Deere. I’m sure it is there, somewhere, but we are a bit early to see the real major harvesting. They are hiding it. At least that is what I think.
























































































